Comment on She must be unhinged

Eiri@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  No no. I was a tree as a child too. I don’t remember what the play was.

  Not to brag, but I was the only tree with a line.

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• ryathal@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s a mathematical reality if you want to give every kid in a class a role.

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  • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Take some liberties: for one, it’s a manger, add animals. For two, it’s a work of fiction, add aliens, or Wookies, or robots. For three, the whole point is to have kids feel included and be interested, so add MDMA or something.

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    • ryathal@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      With 30 kids there’s still probably 15 playing animals already.

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      • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        You think anyone cares how many “animals” are on stage?

        If they can’t creatively figure out how to give everyone a part they can be excited about, then they have no business producing the show. I mean, a fucking door? Pathetic.

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  • Eiri@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I just thought that in real life, when they were out of on-stage roles, other children would do something else. But then again if the children are, like, 7, it’s not like you can assign ALL the jobs to them.

    I hadn’t thought about it. But then again, I never did any sort of play at school.

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    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Come on, Billy, you need to bulk up by mid December so you’re heavy enough to pull the rope that opens the curtains! The entire play depends on you!

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    • Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      No dress rehearsal today, it’s the stage manager’s nap time, go practice your lines for a few hours.

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