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lousyd@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Believe it or not you actually summon Jesus.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Sweet. I can turn all this extra oregano into something fun.

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    • hihellobyeoh@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      If he turns water into wine, how potent will that “oregano” be when he’s done with it.

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      • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Dionysus is gonna kick down your door and demand some of your stash, and we aint talking happy drunk Dionysus were talking scary borderline eldritch Mycanaean Dionysus.

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  • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Or a very suspicious Edward James.

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