Comment on The Holy? bible
lousyd@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
What happens if you play it backwards?
Believe it or not you actually summon Jesus.
Sweet. I can turn all this extra oregano into something fun.
If he turns water into wine, how potent will that “oregano” be when he’s done with it.
Dionysus is gonna kick down your door and demand some of your stash, and we aint talking happy drunk Dionysus were talking scary borderline eldritch Mycanaean Dionysus.
Or a very suspicious Edward James.
wabafee@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Believe it or not you actually summon Jesus.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 months ago
Sweet. I can turn all this extra oregano into something fun.
hihellobyeoh@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If he turns water into wine, how potent will that “oregano” be when he’s done with it.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Dionysus is gonna kick down your door and demand some of your stash, and we aint talking happy drunk Dionysus were talking scary borderline eldritch Mycanaean Dionysus.
tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Or a very suspicious Edward James.