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Comment on How do I... Do court? I didn't realize my license was expired and got pulled over. Now I have court tomorrow.

dumbass@leminal.space ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

Don’t wear a shirt, cover yourself with some form of grease, you MUST bring a goose (anger level is up to you) and last but certainly not least, you have to walk in the court room singing the opening lines of Get Low by lil Jon.

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Aeao@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
Glad I asked I had no idea. Do I need to make the hand motions when I get to “skeet skeet godamn”

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- spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  YES
  
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- dumbass@leminal.space ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  Just doing my part to make the world a better place!
  
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BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
Get a Canadian goose. Those things are crazy at times.

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eestileib@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
“Cop Killer” by Ice-T and Body Count is also acceptable entrance music.

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