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thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 months agoYou’re gonna kiss me like a classy broad and tell me I’m pretty!
And I’ll cook dinner for anyone. I love cooking.
Comment on What bug is this?
thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 months agoYou’re gonna kiss me like a classy broad and tell me I’m pretty!
And I’ll cook dinner for anyone. I love cooking.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My favorite meal is blue box Mac and cheese but if it’s not butter you’re not getting any.
thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I got a Mac and cheese recipe I made that’ll knock your socks off. I call it “honey Sriracha beer cheese with macaroni.” I use 5-year aged cheddar and parmesan reggiano to make it.
It won’t so much knock your socks off as it’ll instead seat you comfortably, gently remove your shoes, delicately peel off your socks, and then put your shoes back on your feet for some reason.
greencactus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Okay, this thread escalated quickly
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
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dumbass@leminal.space 2 months ago
nawww, such a beautiful romance sprouting! can I come to your wedding? I’ll bring weed!
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Weed fucks with the meth high.
dumbass@leminal.space 2 months ago
Thats what the cocain’s for, to level everything out!