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SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 weeks agoI think you’re super cool but I don’t think we’ve moved to the kissy face emoji stage yet.
Maybe cook me dinner and buy a nice bottle of wine first?
Comment on What bug is this?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 weeks agoI think you’re super cool but I don’t think we’ve moved to the kissy face emoji stage yet.
Maybe cook me dinner and buy a nice bottle of wine first?
thefartographer@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
You’re gonna kiss me like a classy broad and tell me I’m pretty!
And I’ll cook dinner for anyone. I love cooking.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
My favorite meal is blue box Mac and cheese but if it’s not butter you’re not getting any.
thefartographer@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
I got a Mac and cheese recipe I made that’ll knock your socks off. I call it “honey Sriracha beer cheese with macaroni.” I use 5-year aged cheddar and parmesan reggiano to make it.
It won’t so much knock your socks off as it’ll instead seat you comfortably, gently remove your shoes, delicately peel off your socks, and then put your shoes back on your feet for some reason.
greencactus@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Okay, this thread escalated quickly
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
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dumbass@leminal.space 5 weeks ago
nawww, such a beautiful romance sprouting! can I come to your wedding? I’ll bring weed!
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Weed fucks with the meth high.