hello i will date your phone, please hand it over and give me the pin in case we make it to sleep mode.
Comment on AI is about to steal your date!
borari@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 hours ago
How the fuck is an ai going to date other wingmen for you? Is this an online thing? if so, what the fuck, are people having first dates with wingmen present on discord or some shit now? If this an in person thing, what are you going to show up to a bar alone and hand your dates friend a fucking phone to chat with all night?
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 14 hours ago
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 13 hours ago
This really is the idea bouncing through many tech companies heads right now.
Take yourself, give the app enough of you for an AI version of you to be trained on, then have that AI interact with other people’s AIs to… save everyone time.
Zoom is currently trying to make this work for meetings. Meetings suck, right? So here, lets turn everyone into AI facsimiles and have those things ‘meet’ and then just email everyone the resulting transcript.
theverge.com/…/zoom-ceo-ai-clones-digital-twins-v…
So basically now everyone will just get transcripts of AIs hallucinating at each other instead of actually being present in meetings which probably could have just been an email anyway.
(Zoom is also promoting this ‘new vision’ at the same time they’re demanding their own employees stop working remotely).
The tech bros run everything now and they’ve completely lost their minds.
Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 hours ago
Holy shit I wish all AI bros a very
go drown in a house fire
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
Just give them a Tesla and have it Full Self Drive themselves into a pond.
The doors and window controls will short out and lock you in. Its not waterproof so water will be seeping in. The electronics will short out. The windows cannot be broken. The battery may explode/burn like thermite
Its a race between what will kill you faster: Drowning, Toxic Asphyxiation, Electrocution, or Burning.
Blaster_M@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB1X4o-MV6o
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
I am unfortunately too young to have seen or even heard of that movie, but I do like the song!
As to the scene itself: Mhm, yep, its basically that, but many orders of magnitude more expensive, complicated, and even worse, as an multi-AI generated conversation is basically certain to say things you wouldn’t say, ask things you wouldn’t ask, and agree to things you wouldn’t agree to.
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
This is the way he likes his BJ’s… No teeth please! He told me yesterday. No teeth and he’s gonna love you!
HK65@sopuli.xyz 11 hours ago
But you will still need to be in the office for all that because of falling commercial real estate portfolios.