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• thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Costco oven roasted and being stepped on for OF. The more donations, the faster the model attempts to debone the bird using only their feet. At the end of each month, the top four contributors receive a jar of chicken tortilla soup made from the fermented pedi-shreddy chicken.

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  • baldingpudenda@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Image

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  • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Do I need to roll out and perform a wellness check on you?

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    • thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You’re just trying to steal my pedi-shreddy!

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  alive, without feathers, cooked.

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• leftzero@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  If it’s alive and plucked, it’s just regular sex.
  — Plato

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  • thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Here is Plato’s cloaca
    - Diogenes

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