You think the foot job would have gave it away.
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Zozano@lemy.lol 4 days agoFirst of all, it was an orangutan, which is not a monkey.
Second, it wasn’t a prostitute, as the orangutan wasn’t paid.
Third, I had no idea, as the orangutan was shaved, and they turned the lights off before I got into the bed.
Notyou@sopuli.xyz 4 days ago
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 days ago
1: Apes are cladistically monkeys these days. paoloviscardi.com/…/apes-are-monkeys-deal-with-it…
2: I think most people would consider a sex slave a prostitute even if their slave holder doesn’t let them keep the money but maybe that’s a fair distinction if you just consider it all rape as a result of the lack of consent.
3: Understandable, but why’d you keep going back?
Zozano@lemy.lol 3 days ago
Dude stop embarrassing me in front of the Wizards.