Comment on Anon falls in love

rbn@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Scubus@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  After my girlfriend gained the ability to smell, she dumped me. She hates roses now though

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  • rbn@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How do you suddenly gain that ability? Are there implants for smell as well? Or did they extract some lego bricks that she stuffed up her nose as a kid?

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    • match@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      might’ve recovered from long COVID

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      • rbn@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        As she apparantly liked roses before and now does no longer, I read it as ‘she was born without the ability to smell’.

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• stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  it’s a rare wholesome green text

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• AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I misread the first twist as “she’s dead” and thought anon’s love life just took a turn for the worst.

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• Disgracefulone@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Missed a perfect opportunity to say something like “prancing pig in a panic”.

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• umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  or it was some stupid pun all along

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