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dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• Rolando@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “Read The Fisherman Matthew”?

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  • Classy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Read the fucking moom

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    • Matty_r@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Ride turtles for money

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      • kat_angstrom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Ready Tortellini Featuring Mushrooms

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• DomeGuy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Does this imply that the rapture won’t happen on any day any man or angel predicted it, and suggest that these crackpots are either delivering a “no rapture today” message from the Lord Almighty or else embarrassing Her into putting it off?

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• UtMan1988@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Reginald, The Fingerless Mittens!

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• netvor@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  RTFB

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