A Super Soaker filled with holy water.
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The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 11 months ago
There’s a bishop 500m away with a sniper too.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
GoodEye8@lemm.ee 11 months ago
That was a balancing patch. It used to be that bishops could only see only 2 squares and could jump like horses.
Furbag@lemmy.world 11 months ago
smdh Chess hasn’t had a balance patch in like 200 years.
nerf knights plz chess.com
tetris11@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
and he always visits the scene of the crime after
ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 11 months ago
The sniper is loaded with a space warp bullet.
When the bullet lodges into the enemy, being potentially healable (if the enemy bishop were to turn priest), the bishop activates the warp, taking the place of the bullet and ripping out of the enemy’s body, making sure the body is unusable and making the priest useless.
And that’s why we don’t have a priest in chess.
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tetris11@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Dude, that’s literally the Flying Raijin “Thunder God” technique: