Comment on giving her 🧀
niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 year agoWas it some sort of blind hookup Tinder-like, and the “password” was a real, actual piece of cheese?
Like with spy craft, “I’ll be at the plaza at 10pm, sitting on the bench in front of the fountain. I will be wearing a Gary Coleman “OBEY” t-shirt and carrying a dark green backpack. You will ask me for a piece of cheese”.
frezik@midwest.social 1 year ago
Nothing like that. I just offered to get some cheese for a pre-hookup snack.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Wanna grab some cheese before we bone?
niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“Before we bone, I must tell you… I ate radishes earlier. Perhaps you should, too.”
And that’s how you get on equal footing before jumping on the sack.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 year ago
That’s rad… ish