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frezik@midwest.social â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Itâs true. I once gave a woman cheese, and we were fucking within 10 minutes.
We also planned to hookup that night already, but it had to be the cheese.
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frezik@midwest.social â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Itâs true. I once gave a woman cheese, and we were fucking within 10 minutes.
We also planned to hookup that night already, but it had to be the cheese.
niktemadur@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Was it some sort of blind hookup Tinder-like, and the âpasswordâ was a real, actual piece of cheese?
Like with spy craft, âIâll be at the plaza at 10pm, sitting on the bench in front of the fountain. I will be wearing a Gary Coleman âOBEYâ t-shirt and carrying a dark green backpack. You will ask me for a piece of cheeseâ.
frezik@midwest.social â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Nothing like that. I just offered to get some cheese for a pre-hookup snack.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Wanna grab some cheese before we bone?
niktemadur@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
âBefore we bone, I must tell you⌠I ate radishes earlier. Perhaps you should, too.â
And thatâs how you get on equal footing before jumping on the sack.