My butthole is a marker unless I get a whiff of fiber, at which point it turns into a firehose. The only time I get a decent poop is when my diet is mostly sugar, cheese, and meat.
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Surp@lemmy.world 2 weeks agoOnly reason you have a marker butthole is because you ain’t eating enough fiber motha fucka. Get some fiber powder and drink that shit bro wtf don’t spread misinformation like you spread your ass to shoot water up there to enema douche the bit of poop you left pinched off up your buttholy hole because you ain’t eating some God damn fiber my man!! EAT FIBER YO POO BE ONE BIG OL UNBREAKABLE LINK ITS WONDERFUL 👍
BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 2 weeks ago
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s a true American asshole.
manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
^ this user does not wash their asshole
Surp@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Confirmed!