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rustydomino@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Well, I don’t think they ever actually sold any of the portal guns…

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is that because nobody would buy them or because Aperture fell to ruin before they could put it on the market? 🤔

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    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They were too expensive! The Device was more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].

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• barsoap@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  BIC sells ball point pens, lighters, razor blades, and surfboards.

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  • Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Had no idea about the surf boards, goofy AF.

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• Brickhead92@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They do what they must because they can.

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• VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They wanted to sell the multidimensional portal device as a shower curtain.

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