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Comment on Amazon Contractors can't even sing in their cars now. Unions protect against this micromanagement.
capital@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
lol “our detection system can’t tell the difference between you talking on the phone and you singing so we need you to keep the data clean by not singing”
Fuuuuck you.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
kungen@feddit.nu 3 weeks ago
Amazon’s solution: install another microphone in the car so they can hear that you’re singing instead of having a conversation!!
whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I love that the solution to their shit detection is to make sure that there is nothing to detect.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Amazon: “We encourage expediency in delivery, so please don’t stop to use the restroom. Just piss in this bottle.”
Also Amazon: “We need you to arrive promptly, but also we expect you to work late. The needs of the customers come first!”
Finally, Amazon: “You’re tired, you’re hungry, you desperately need to piss, but we’ve decided the biggest risk to your driving safety is your dramatic rendition of Shake It Off by Taylor Swift, as you try to get your mind off the horror of working this dead end job.”
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
also stop pissing in bottles, thats weird and disgusting, and no we wont give you more time.
Hupf@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Simply don’t drink and drive™️
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
simply do not piss anymore, pissing is for nerds and losers
NutWrench@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
“Also, do you really NEED to sleep?”
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If you do, AI will take your jobs!!! Hustle, hustle, hustle!