one must imagine the apple sauce sampler to be happy
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Gullible@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Most of these “tester” positions are boring to the point of testing your sanity. Monotony is the state of doing little outside of a simple, repetitive routine and it offers a unique hell to each of its occupants. When one is consumed by tedium, they are compelled to consume it in turn, reshaping themselves to fill their fresh wounds like a reluctant ouroboros. You dip, you walk, you place, you return, you dip, you walk, you place, you return. The shining isn’t far off.
~former apple sauce sampler
nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 10 months ago
I want those hotel bed tester job.
superkret@feddit.org 10 months ago
Turns out the job is dipping paper strips in bodily fluids found on hotel beds.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Sounds like that one level of the stoner working in the fish factory in What Remains of Edith Finch.
VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That’s the job I want.
dohpaz42@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Honestly, if it paid well enough and I were to lose my current job, I’d live to be in this sort of job. Life’s too short to be stressed about work. Just go, do job, get paid, and live my life.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Everyone believes they’re unaffected by indefinite boredom until the wallpaper starts dancing.
Rolder@reddthat.com 10 months ago
Couldn’t you at least get some audiobooks or youtube or something to help pass the time?
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I operated around machinery so my hearing couldn’t be obstructed. If that weren’t an issue, music would have been welcome.