Give it a tootsie pop and see how many licks it takes to get to the center
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Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 year ago
What do I do in event I encounter a sun bear?
bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 year ago
Ask for a BJ.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Ask it for head
RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My first instinct was “small, will probably run into the nearest tree at light speed” but I did some reading and they common thought without much science behind it is that sun bear are pretty fuckin aggressive and even tho they’re small, they’d still probably fuck your shit up.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Lul, yes, indeed.
“The smallest bear” but still just a lewder wolverine.
And with a fancy necklace.
Shou@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This the one the women chose?