Rabbits suck. Get a cordless magic wand (silicone head) or a we-vibe touch. If she wants a dildo get it separate (also silicone, I’m a bad dragon enthusiast but you can get great silicone dildos elsewhere)
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DaGeek247@fedia.io 1 month ago
Take their 'joke' seriously and buy them each their own vibrator/dildo combo. Be really serious about the whole thing; explain what they are, what they're for, everything.
This way, if they weren't joking, your veggies are safe. If they were joking, you have just completely topped their joke with your own.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Thorny_Insight@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Dad buying their underage daughter a dildo sounds like a good way to get canceled.
I don’t think it’s a bad idea per-se but I can imagine a ton of ways how that could backfire.
Chozo@fedia.io 1 month ago
OP was talking about his wife and her friend.
Deceptichum@quokk.au 1 month ago
Dad buying their underage wife and her friend a dildo sounds like a good way to get canceled. Or worse.
I don’t think it’s a bad idea per-se but I can imagine a ton of ways how that could backfire.
thefartographer@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Times are tough for underage dads in this cancel culture
Zozano@lemy.lol 1 month ago
I really dont need any more reasons to lick every dildo I find, but I’ll roll with it.