English cucumbers come with their own condom, but it usually has rough seams :(
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PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 4 months ago
Solution: simply cover your most phallic groceries with condoms, then dispose the condoms before eating.
I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 4 months ago
meco03211@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It’s called ribbed.
Junkers_Klunker@lemmy.world 4 months ago
For her pleasure
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Condoments
Mothra@mander.xyz 4 months ago
Yeah that lube in the condoms 👌 chef’s kiss
Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 months ago
That’s why I buy the flavored ones. The strawberry-flavored side salad is absolutely yums!