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fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 month agoIt’s when you need to show your diplomat skills and realise that’s the bodyguard and it ain’t gonna happen tonight. Girls do it (going out as a pair) to feel safe, so trying to separate them is just gonna send their alarm bells ringing and make you sound like a creep no matter what you try.
Wanderer@lemm.ee 1 month ago
You’re literally just making stuff up now I never said anything of the sort. I didn’t separate anyone I seen a friend and said hi. Or are men and women not allowed to talk to each other without a chaperon?
I been outside in the smoking area and seen a friends girlfriend and been like “Hey how’s it going?”
Then had a fat friend waddle over to me and be like “Leave her alone! She has a boyfriend!”
“Yea X” then I just stared at her.
She then goes “Oh right Y.” (Y being his nickname). Then just awkwardly stared as us as we both stood their in silence then she walked away.
I found it amusing. Turns out it was a barcawl from their course hence why they were all together outside. (The couple met on their course, I lived with him the year before).
So no it had nothing to do with anything I was doing. I was having a pleasant chat with someone who I was friendly with and she had struck up conversations with me many time, we used to chat at the gym also. It was just her friend being self conscious I guess.
It is always the fat ones that do that. The pretty ones either come over and say “alright?” Or they tend to stand in the conversation for a short period of time and then leave. But the abrupt cutting into a conversation and speaking on behalf of friend like she’s a child who can’t look after herself is always fat girls. The memes are true.
SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
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sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
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MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Bro you don’t like girls with big boobs and a huge butt and a soft tummy? You don’t think they can be pretty? I dunno, seems pretty gay. Nothing wrong with not being attracted to women of course, you do you.
Wanderer@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Haha that’s the worse bait in the world.
The premise being you are only straight if you are attracted to all women? No. It’s general consensus that fat women are less attractive to most guys. It’s all over the media. But whatever, I don’t care if you like em big.
Big boobs aren’t all that. Some girls have tiny boobs and they can be amazing. Fat girl boobs are more fat than boob though, it’s not nice a positive in my opinion. Like someone said “a fat girl bragging about having big boobs is like someone saying their car is fast because its going over a cliff” I’m not sure what exactly going on but its the same as how your fat male friends boob doesn’t feel like a boob. Fat butt can be nice to an extent, but only when the woman has youth on her side. Tummy well, no that’s not even worth going after. Flat tummy is thought of as being attractive because of showing fertility.
Poor bait man, haha lol.
MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I’m not attracted to a woman because I want to have babies with her, I’m attracted because she’s hot. What’ll you incels come up with next, skull shape as a measurement of attractiveness? Nobody gives a fuck. You like small mid-pubescent boobs, I like big soft boobs that bulge into the space between my fingers when I hold them. I’m sure you’ve never experienced that joy, though.
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
For the record I just posted because these are situations I’ve encountered a number of times in my thirteen years of going out several times a week. YMMV.
Wanderer@lemm.ee 1 month ago
For the record I posted because these are situations I’ve encountered a number of times in all my years of going out. Like I said, the memes are true.