The cave of hopelessness!
Why do they call it the cave of hopelessness?
Oh dear not my lad, for it was named after its discoverer, Reginald Hopelessness. The first man to be eaten by the tunneling horror!
Custoslibera@lemmy.world 2 years ago
“Hey honey, would you like to go to Cannibal Island? Oh no, don’t worry, it’s just a name.”
The cave of hopelessness!
Why do they call it the cave of hopelessness?
Oh dear not my lad, for it was named after its discoverer, Reginald Hopelessness. The first man to be eaten by the tunneling horror!
Greenland has entered the chat
Wow. “These people have killed or attempted to kill everyone who came to their island. But maybe if I tell them about Jesus they’ll be friendly!”
“They don’t speak the same language as me, but I’ve got faith that God will figure something out.”
EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 2 years ago
“What he meant is Cannibal Island is actually a peninsula”
Cabrio@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You can cannibalise my peninsular.