Armed guards at every tree
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SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 month ago
But what if a child climbs the tree, falls and breaks their arm?
hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Arm
edguards at every treehydroptic@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
For guarded arms
OpenStars@discuss.online 1 month ago
What if while walking, someone stumbles and thereby gets out onto the street and is struck by a car, not killing them instantly but causing them a long and painful remaining (but still overall greatly shortened) lifetime of misery, pain, suffering, and depression, and then they write a book that inspires the next Hitler to unleash a new era of genocidal warfare upon the world?
I guess we’ll deal with whatever comes our way 😀.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’ve never thought of that, we should immediately make walking illegal.
OpenStars@discuss.online 1 month ago
BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 1 month ago
What if the tree bears fruit, and an unemployed individual is able to acquire food without giving money to the owner class?
meowMix2525@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Don’t worry, they stopped planting female trees so they won’t have to worry about that and instead we just clean up the pollen from the male trees with our lungs
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 month ago
We must tax the fruit.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
The horror
Although from my experience people always pick it before it is ready. In the public nurseries they have to put rules in place