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SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

• BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  What if the tree bears fruit, and an unemployed individual is able to acquire food without giving money to the owner class?

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  • meowMix2525@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Don’t worry, they stopped planting female trees so they won’t have to worry about that and instead we just clean up the pollen from the male trees with our lungs

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    We must tax the fruit.

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  • possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    The horror

    Although from my experience people always pick it before it is ready. In the public nurseries they have to put rules in place

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• hydroptic@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Armed guards at every tree

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Armed guards at every tree

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    • hydroptic@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      For guarded arms

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• OpenStars@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  What if while walking, someone stumbles and thereby gets out onto the street and is struck by a car, not killing them instantly but causing them a long and painful remaining (but still overall greatly shortened) lifetime of misery, pain, suffering, and depression, and then they write a book that inspires the next Hitler to unleash a new era of genocidal warfare upon the world?

  I guess we’ll deal with whatever comes our way 😀.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I’ve never thought of that, we should immediately make walking illegal.

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    • OpenStars@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

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