Comment on Anon is an ally

Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• rustyfish@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ve broken just about every bone in each arm and leg. I’ve seen my own blood more times than I can remember and my own bones peaking out my skin twice. Cuts, bruises and minor burns are generally ignored. One day my clumsiness will kill me, because I refuse to learn. At least I will go out proud.

  But a cold will fuck me up every single time. Sometimes for days. And yes, I will whine all the time nonstop.

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  • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’d rather have a broken bone once if it means I’ll never catch cold again.

    Broken leg for couple of months is preferable to blocked and runny nose.

    Fuck cold.

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    • ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      When you’re not trying to move the affected bone, it’s easy to forget about a break. With a cold you’re reminded with every breath, every swallow, and every time it makes you sneeze or throw a coughing fit.

      Yep, not a fan!

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• atro_city@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don't keel over to the flu. Maybe the bitch here is just you. No need to generalise.

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  • weker01@feddit.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Have you considered questioning your gender? Maybe you just aren’t manly enough. If you try hard maybe even you can be a manly little bitch while having a cold /j

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  • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nah, this one is well observed among heath professionals sorry. Men’s bodies do a lot of stuff better on average but cold and flu is apparently just NOT one of them, lol.

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    • atro_city@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nice misandry. Now I know who to block

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      • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        don’t leave any ass prints on the door

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  • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But do you keel over to the common cold? Stay on topic!

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