Comment on "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  WannaCry? No, WannaCum.

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  • cuttlebughug@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can still cum, just no sperm 🥲

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• cooopsspace@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Pay me 5 Bitcoin or I’ll give you an errection in front of the HR manager.”

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  • BugleFingers@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    1: Nobody would notice regardless

    2: That’ll happen even without you

    3: :'(

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  • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Even worse

    “You are now on a per-boner subscription plan”

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    • cooopsspace@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They could just straight up drain your balls and leave them drier than the Sahara desert.

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• MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Future kink

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• SeekPie@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Csnnot pee anymore :(

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• Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t kinkshame me

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• kokesh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Or someone triggers this remotely after it has been off for like 2 years. You sit on Monday morning meeting. You get up to the screen to present your new project and boom.

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