count calories
cry
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Stern@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Bake a dozen cookies
Sit down and eat a couple by myself alone in my home
Hell yea these cookies are delicious
Happy for the rest of the day
cheddar@programming.dev 5 months ago
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 months ago
He doesn’t have a girlfriend because he doesn’t count calories yet insists his hypothetical gf must.
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Where did you read that part
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
Or decide that these cookies will now suffice for today’s caloric intake
StopJoiningWars@discuss.online 5 months ago
That’s assuming they’re delicious, if I’d baked then I’d also be crying.
Stern@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Baking is a lot more straightforward then cooking in my experience. Follow the recipe exactly and you’re good. Its when folks are like, “Oh I’m out of butter I’ll just use margarine it’ll be fine” that shit gets fucky. Cooking though? You can do a lot on vibes there and be fine.
StopJoiningWars@discuss.online 5 months ago
What gets me in the kitchen is ingredients having different prep times, preparation steps, and containers. I have a small kitchen… It becomes pure chaos and not worth the effort very quickly.
Aqarius@lemmy.world 5 months ago
All hail dump recipes, for that exact reason.
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Baking is a science. Cooking is art.
You wanna double the bacon in a BLT? Go for it.
You wanna double the flour in your muffins? Hope you like rocks.
nikaaa@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It’s true. I haven’t used recipes for cooking since a long time; I basically improvize every time.