Comment on Irresistible

nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think Richard is allergic to cats. Everyone knows that cats are attracted to people who are allergic to them

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  • AlolanYoda@mander.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The selective attraction exerted on the cat by the Richard black hole reveals that Richard is allergic to cats, as cats are attracted to people allergic to them [1].

    [1] - ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling et al., lemmy.dbzer0.com (2024)

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• mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I vote for option 1, since fluids are also unaffected by his gravity

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• Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Or … Their greater mass renders them less affected than the tiny cat.

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  • Redex68@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s not how gravity works. It’s proportional to your own mass.

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• ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  3. The cat had the zoomies, was running toward Richard, got spooked, turned to run away digging their carpet destroying knife hands into the carpet, and this is the still shot of them primed to reach escape velocity going away from Richard

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