Me remembering my wife telling me to get “just the essentials” at the grocery store eyeing up the ciggies, beer, and lottery tickets with our families last 20$ until payday in my pocket.
Comment on “Don’t worry honey, I got this”
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Compile a few of these and what would the caption be?
Donkter@lemmy.world 5 days ago
MamboGator@lemmy.world 5 days ago
“When your wife won’t fuck you anymore and neither will your daughter.”
5oap10116@lemmy.world 5 days ago
At the grocery store, confused and…just pooped my pants
pancakes@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Trump shitting his pants in the debate lives in my brain forever
GladiusB@lemmy.world 5 days ago
That’s because he wears a diaper