Comment on Anon gets calls from scammers

• Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Eh, I have a 100% immortality rate at present.

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  • TheFriar@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Based on all available evidence from the course of my life so far, the data clearly shows a 0% death rate.

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  • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    So far so good.

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• shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  that’s the one guaranteed one we have!

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  • klemptor@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Death and taxes, womp womp

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    • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      I AM DEATH, NOT TAXES. I TURN UP ONLY ONCE.

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