Comment on Anon gets calls from scammers

• Hupf@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Life always has a conclusion 💀

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  • Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Eh, I have a 100% immortality rate at present.

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    • TheFriar@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Based on all available evidence from the course of my life so far, the data clearly shows a 0% death rate.

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    • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      So far so good.

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  • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    that’s the one guaranteed one we have!

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    • klemptor@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Death and taxes, womp womp

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      • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        I AM DEATH, NOT TAXES. I TURN UP ONLY ONCE.

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