Comment on Anon entertains himself while his parents are gone

praise_idleness@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  conservatives: crying, then praying.

  liberals: laughing, then, worrying (if they live in the crappy parts of the country that persecute lgbtq folk)

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  • therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Conservatives: crying, then praying

    Liberals: crying, then making a AITA post on reddit

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• Zozano@aussie.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It awakened something in them and they needed to rent a hotel room for a half hour.

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  • corus_kt@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The kind of kink that awakens from my son talking like Fat Albert in a dress is beyond my imagination. The world is truly vast

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    • lars@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The amount of sons in dresses I’m propositioned by on the regular makes me wonder my corner of the world is hoarding all the vast

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• mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Trying for a second kid because they clearly messed up with the first

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