A tree. Inanimated objects are good listeners.
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Mrderisant@midwest.social 3 weeks agoThe current “equivalent” I’ve seen is would you rather share your emotions with a tree or a woman.
Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth 3 weeks ago
Tree, but I have anxiety issues and trees don’t trigger them
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Exceptional woman over average tree. Average tree over average woman. Exceptional tree? Not sure.
Mongostein@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
A tree isn’t going to use those emotions you shared when your were feeling down against you when she gets mad that you forgot to unload the dishwasher two months later 🤷🏻♂️
Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Yeah, but do you know how dangerous a tree is? It will eat you alive without mercy
Glemek@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Nonono, we had this discussion about the snake yesterday: the tree kills you by dropping a limb on you long before it eats you.