You and me both brother
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dogsnest@lemmy.world 6 months ago
My testicles retreated into my body upon reading that. They’re afraid to come out.
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 6 months ago
!egg_irl@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Starkstruck@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I don’t even have balls yet I felt some sort of phantom pain reading this.
Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 6 months ago
I’m in your walls and I brought my scissors with me. You sleep soundly.
Snip snip
loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Nah, it’s like with garlic. There are many ways to cut, but what really brings out the flavour is if you crush it. Which is why I’m in the ceiling with my hammer.
brown567@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Reading this made a sound in my head
Not a crushing sound, just the scream that would come with it
I’m scared XD
r_thndr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
Jesus Harold Christ what the goddamned fuck
Land_Strider@lemmy.world 6 months ago
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You zhink we are making with the funny jokes, Labowski?