You and me both brother
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dogsnest@lemmy.world 10 months ago
My testicles retreated into my body upon reading that. They’re afraid to come out.
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 10 months ago
!egg_irl@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Starkstruck@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I don’t even have balls yet I felt some sort of phantom pain reading this.
Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
I’m in your walls and I brought my scissors with me. You sleep soundly.
Snip snip
loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Nah, it’s like with garlic. There are many ways to cut, but what really brings out the flavour is if you crush it. Which is why I’m in the ceiling with my hammer.
brown567@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Reading this made a sound in my head
Not a crushing sound, just the scream that would come with it
I’m scared XD
r_thndr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Jesus Harold Christ what the goddamned fuck
Land_Strider@lemmy.world 10 months ago
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You zhink we are making with the funny jokes, Labowski?