You and me both brother
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dogsnest@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
My testicles retreated into my body upon reading that. They’re afraid to come out.
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 3 weeks ago
!egg_irl@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Starkstruck@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I don’t even have balls yet I felt some sort of phantom pain reading this.
Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
I’m in your walls and I brought my scissors with me. You sleep soundly.
Snip snip
loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Nah, it’s like with garlic. There are many ways to cut, but what really brings out the flavour is if you crush it. Which is why I’m in the ceiling with my hammer.
brown567@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Reading this made a sound in my head
Not a crushing sound, just the scream that would come with it
I’m scared XD
r_thndr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Jesus Harold Christ what the goddamned fuck
Land_Strider@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
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You zhink we are making with the funny jokes, Labowski?