Comment on "Select a size" when it's just standard paper towel roll. Literally the same way it's always been.

• Alexstarfire@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I prefer my penis in one piece, thank you very much.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m pretty sure that’s why my mom got Brawny. It was that sexy lumberjack.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Good thing those paper towels are so absorbent because I could drown a toddler in my panties right now.

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• son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I saw a documentary about Burly Paper Towels once. One of their most loyal customers got to meet the mascot Chad Sexington. Turns out he was a loser and I heard he’s a boozer.

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