Comment on "Select a size" when it's just standard paper towel roll. Literally the same way it's always been.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 months agoAnd Bounty always claimed to be the most absorbent brand of paper towel, so the move was like saying “you only need half as much of our paper towel compared to other brands.”
Not sure how actually absorbent they were; my family always got Brawny.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Burly Paper Towels are the best and the mascot is dreamy.
I’d let him split my wood if you know what I mean.
Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I prefer my penis in one piece, thank you very much.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 months ago
I’m pretty sure that’s why my mom got Brawny. It was that sexy lumberjack.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Good thing those paper towels are so absorbent because I could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I saw a documentary about Burly Paper Towels once. One of their most loyal customers got to meet the mascot Chad Sexington. Turns out he was a loser and I heard he’s a boozer.