Isn’t Mrs. Claus technically an elf?
Comment on a 320 year old elf marries an 80 year old human: Is the elf robbing the cradle, or the grave?
DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
You need to be specific about which type of elves this is.
If we’re talking LotR, elves are immortal.
If we’re talking 40k, Eldrad is 10,000+ years old.
If we’re talking WoW, it’s a couple thousand years.
If we’re talking D&D, elves live like 750 years.
If we’re talking Shadowrun, Elves lit’s all over the place.
adespoton@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
radix@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Santa himself has been described as a “jolly old elf.”
I’m no lore expert, but it makes me wonder if the original Santa (human) passed the title to one of his former underlings. The Dread Pirate Roberts of the North Pole, perhaps.
bestagon@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Even a contractual ‘Santa clause’ if you will
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 months ago
Keebler
ivanafterall@kbin.social 5 months ago
Also immortal. And hypersexual.
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 5 months ago
All that sugar.
DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Damn it, I knew I should’ve invested years of my life into cookie lore for a brand not sold in my country!
Probably more useful than 40k lore, but less useful than LotR lore.