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yukichigai@kbin.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• yiliu@informis.land ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Leaving it ambiguous activated the reader’s imagination and elevated a TIL into a shitpost.

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• pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh that’s infinitely less disturbing than the images my mind conjured up

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  • Chadus_Maximus@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Whenever I go into a store and there’s nothing to buy, I feel bad washing out empty-handed. In those cases I tend to buy a wire coat hanger, to make sure employees don’t think I’m doing something sketchy.

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    • moosetwin@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah that’s the type of usage I was thinking of too.

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      • jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        “oh thank fuck I thought they were stickin it in their peeholes, it’s just coke tho”

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• CaptPretentious@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Glad there was an answer. Because I was thinking like ‘did they break easy?’, ‘were people somehow fucking up stirring?’, ‘was the coffee so hot these melted?’… Drugs… Makes way more sense

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• gtaman@iusearchlinux.fyi ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I thought it was mcdildo. Well, i guess its just coca ~cola~

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• rynzcycle@kbin.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh My! clutches pearls Fetch my fainting couch!

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• thorbot@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Drugs are bad, mkay?

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  • yukichigai@kbin.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Drugs are neat, and you can buy them relatively cheap. And when you do 'em people think that you're cool.

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  • eatisaiy@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is this a reference to a certain cover of a song

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    • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s a reference to South Park.

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• MyFairJulia@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  May i ask how exactly it aided in snorting coke?

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  • yukichigai@kbin.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Perfect for scooping a small amount out of a baggie, and the shape of the spoon made it easier to place it against a nostril and sniff.

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    • MyFairJulia@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh i see. I do wonder how actively involved the McCEOs were in the development 😄

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      • yukichigai@kbin.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        A surprising number of corporate decisions of that era were made with the "Cocaine and Dartboards" decision making philosophy.

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  • ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe it’s hollow?

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• Tyr_Raidho_Othala@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh fucking shit, you are certainly not rated PEGI 6

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• eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  snow

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