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• Crack0n7uesday@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pretty much hit the nail on the head right there. That’s exactly what they are.

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is the first time I’ve heard about these stripper coffee shacks. I want reviews (since I doubt I’ll have enough money to ever visit one)

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    • Crack0n7uesday@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They’re pretty cheap if you’re in the area, but they are also as trashy as you would expect. My review is… like if you combined a Starbucks and a Hooters with less clothes, and most of them have a drive through option if you need coffee and titties on the go.

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    • ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They’re usually called bikini baristas and its a woman in a bikini or lingerie who makes coffee. Some got busted years back for doing handies.

      I have never actually patronized one but there’s a few in my area, mostly in gas station parking lots. The operations can be pretty fucking rough.

      I always cringe when I see the poor girl throwing on a bathrobe to cart the wastewater across the lot to the gas station slop drain since there’s no internal plumbing in her road facing booth.

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      • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yup, I used to live near Seattle and passed a couple on my way to literally anywhere. A lot have a cowgirl theme. I don’t know how good their beverages are (never went to one), but they were quite popular, because sex sells.

        I never heard about the handies, but it honestly doesn’t surprise me.

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  • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So are we talking Christina Ricci in chains or more like Kim Basinger riding Michael Shannon?

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