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• Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So smart you joined the military.

  I can say that because I was a 99 ASVAB and a dumb grunt.

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  • FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Getting a 99 just means you’re smart enough to get fucked by the green weenie in any of the available jobs. It’s also the first step everyone does, if you’re going for something like nuke school they give you harder tests. OP is pretty amusing with this though.

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    • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Right? It’s the basic test. I have come to terms that I’m really basically smart, but when things get more detailed I’m pretty regular.

      I was so smart I became an 11 though, instead of perhaps a job with life skills, for a life other than LEO. No regrets though, made some lifelong friends, got stupid tattoos, visited some cool places, and I get $170 a month for tinnitus.

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  • ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Really? Do you have pictures of the non-official report form they give you, after taking the exam?

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    • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I took my ASVAB in 2009, so unless it’s in my SRB somewhere, you’ll have to take my word for it.

      I did upload a picture of my garbage though, that should be proof enough.

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      • Ashyr@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        We have the same trash bins! That makes us bin buddies!

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      • ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You shouldn’t have to overpay for bags that are too large for the garbage can, just to avoid having the bags slip.

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• boatsnhos931@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wil u b mi gf?1

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• TseseJuer@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  YouTube university and online practice exams don’t mean anything bud

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  • ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No, I graduated from a CSU and took the exam in at a recruiting office in Fresno, California. They have video of me taking the test, since the facility had cameras.

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    • Maalus@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Seriously, who asked though? You still are dumb

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      • ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The previous commenter implied that I needed to provide proof of my education. Who are you to judge intelligence? You’re commenting on Lemmy. You didn’t write the codes to create it. What are you, a rat in their maze, funding the world’s millionaires and billionaires? What’s your claim to intellectual fame?

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    • TseseJuer@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      you’re so full of shit that those bags can’t hold all of it. you must be on the spectrum if not

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      • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Think you nailed it. But then we can’t make jokes about this post anymore.

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