Well the reviews are from the Oculus marketing lead, a, Simian Field Reseacher (sic) and an independent shoe salesman. Two of them even have the same picture. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that this isn’t real.
Plus they’re touting it as the new sustainable future of dairy. That alone is an insane thing to claim. There are fewer than thirty thousand gray whales in the world. They produce eighty gallons of milk a day. That’s about twelve cows worth if you ignore that most of it is going to be drunk by the whale’s calf.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
So many questions. How does one go about milking a whale? How do you make cheese from milk with a thickness similar to No. 4 Fuel Oil? Who was the first person to attempt to milk a whale? Who is buying up all these whale dairy products? Is there such a thing as a whale milk cheesecake?
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 6 months ago
So I elected not to look into it, because I doubt that zoos are selling it. Which means it’s likely sourced from whalers
Japan, Iceland, Norway, are all actively fishing commercially (though Japan uses the cover of “scientific” expeditions to justify it.)
almost1337@lemm.ee 6 months ago
According to their process page the whales are guided into a harness and then milked. Whether or not we should believe it, I cannot say.
Caspase8@aussie.zone 6 months ago
I wouldn’t believe it. The profile photos of their ‘team’ look AI generated.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
The street address doesn’t exist. April fools
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Must be an April Fools prank.
215 Juniper St. Pismo Beach CA doesn’t exist.