Comment on don't tell iceland
Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 years ago
How TF does a baby whale nurse then?
Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
I know this one! Baby latches on and Mama pumps a big gulp of milk, baby swallows one, done! So baby doesn’t have to hold it’s breath too long.
The address is the ad doesn’t exist, though. Which is good because there’s no way anyone could ethically harvest whale milk.
wieson@feddit.de 2 years ago
High pressure washer style
strawberry@kbin.run 2 years ago
? it just drinks it? like sure its thick but it still flows
Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 years ago
So maybe more like a milkshake? Her milkshake brings all the calves to the yard?
Kase@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Warm milkshake
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Plus side for squick thoughts, probably not that warm. The ocean is quite cold and things lose heat 25 times faster in water than air, so it would likely cool down considerably between being…… extruded…? And consumed.
Then again, I don’t know a whales body temp to start with, so there might be a lot of heat to lose. Idk if that’s better or worse…
strawberry@kbin.run 2 years ago
? it just drinks it? like sure its thick but it still flows
hitmyspot@aussie.zone 2 years ago
The analogy of toothpaste was used but yoghurt in a poch might be a better analogy.
bane_killgrind@kbin.social 2 years ago
Imagine dairy flavored toothpaste
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 2 years ago
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Why imagine when you can live it? (Just don’t tell them it isn’t for your cat when ordering)
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 years ago
The whale milk must flow.