Comment on don't tell iceland
Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 months ago
How TF does a baby whale nurse then?
Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I know this one! Baby latches on and Mama pumps a big gulp of milk, baby swallows one, done! So baby doesn’t have to hold it’s breath too long.
The address is the ad doesn’t exist, though. Which is good because there’s no way anyone could ethically harvest whale milk.
wieson@feddit.de 2 months ago
High pressure washer style
strawberry@kbin.run 2 months ago
? it just drinks it? like sure its thick but it still flows
Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So maybe more like a milkshake? Her milkshake brings all the calves to the yard?
Kase@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Warm milkshake
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Plus side for squick thoughts, probably not that warm. The ocean is quite cold and things lose heat 25 times faster in water than air, so it would likely cool down considerably between being…… extruded…? And consumed.
Then again, I don’t know a whales body temp to start with, so there might be a lot of heat to lose. Idk if that’s better or worse…
strawberry@kbin.run 2 months ago
? it just drinks it? like sure its thick but it still flows
hitmyspot@aussie.zone 2 months ago
The analogy of toothpaste was used but yoghurt in a poch might be a better analogy.
bane_killgrind@kbin.social 2 months ago
Imagine dairy flavored toothpaste
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 2 months ago
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Why imagine when you can live it? (Just don’t tell them it isn’t for your cat when ordering)
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 months ago
The whale milk must flow.