Comment on don't tell iceland
Anticorp@lemmy.world 10 months ago
How TF does a baby whale nurse then?
Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I know this one! Baby latches on and Mama pumps a big gulp of milk, baby swallows one, done! So baby doesn’t have to hold it’s breath too long.
The address is the ad doesn’t exist, though. Which is good because there’s no way anyone could ethically harvest whale milk.
wieson@feddit.de 10 months ago
High pressure washer style
strawberry@kbin.run 10 months ago
? it just drinks it? like sure its thick but it still flows
Anticorp@lemmy.world 10 months ago
So maybe more like a milkshake? Her milkshake brings all the calves to the yard?
Kase@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Warm milkshake
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Plus side for squick thoughts, probably not that warm. The ocean is quite cold and things lose heat 25 times faster in water than air, so it would likely cool down considerably between being…… extruded…? And consumed.
Then again, I don’t know a whales body temp to start with, so there might be a lot of heat to lose. Idk if that’s better or worse…
strawberry@kbin.run 10 months ago
? it just drinks it? like sure its thick but it still flows
hitmyspot@aussie.zone 10 months ago
The analogy of toothpaste was used but yoghurt in a poch might be a better analogy.
bane_killgrind@kbin.social 10 months ago
Imagine dairy flavored toothpaste
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 10 months ago
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Why imagine when you can live it? (Just don’t tell them it isn’t for your cat when ordering)
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 10 months ago
The whale milk must flow.