Comment on Chad Diogenes
Nougat@fedia.io 5 months agoDiogenes was captured by pirates while on voyage to Aegina and sold as a slave ... Being asked his trade, he replied that he knew no trade but that of governing men, and that he wished to be sold to a man who needed a master.
Fucking savage.
Greek philosophers had no chill apparently
Zeno was killed while he was engaged in a plot to overthrow the tyrant Nearchus. This account tells that he was captured, and that he was killed after he refused to give the names of his co-conspirators.[3][8] Before his death, Zeno is said to have asked to whisper the names into Nearchus’s ear, only to bite the ear when Nearchus approached, holding on until he was killed.[3]
Goddamn. Is there a list of Diogenes quotes? I’ve heard a couple but this one was new to me.
My favorite is when he got caught masturbating in public and responded with “If only it were as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly.” Or when Plato was teaching a class and defined a man as a fatherless biped, and Diogenes brought a plucked chicken to the class and said “Behold, Plato’s man!”
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 5 months ago
Alexander the Great was captured by pirates too. He forced them to increase his ransom because he was insulted that it was so small, and spent much of his time forcing them to listen to the poetry he wrote. Which is also hilarious IMO.
Nougat@fedia.io 5 months ago
Nope, that was Julius Caesar. Who also told the pirates that he would return and crucify every one of them. After his release, he assembled a posse, went to the city he'd been captured in - where the dumb pirates had returned to - captured them all and turned them over to authorities.
When the authorities were not taking swift enough action, Caesar demanded the pirates be remanded to his custody, and because of his sociopolitical clout, they were - and summarily crucified.
gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
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DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 5 months ago
It’s suspicious that you had that ready to go, ngl
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Ave, true to Caesar.
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 5 months ago
Oh. I always get those two mixed up.
Still hilarious