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Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months agoPersonally I’ve seen:
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actually a terrorist attack that’s being covered up, which includes lots of the bridge and ship version of “jet fuel can’t melt steel beams”
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rebuilding it will actually not be expensive because (some insane shit nobody has ever done before). Elon Musk got in on this one!
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Let me guess, they’re going to make a tunnel instead. But instead of underground they’re going to but it above ground, suspended over the water supported by pillars.
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
Oh, you bright and wonderful soul, untarnished by the knowledge of the depths of Musk’s stupidity, I envy you. I envy you and will destroy your blissful ignorance: he suggested reusing the collapsed truss steel.
You know, steel! The material that deals fantastically with being bent and compressed and doesn’t lose any strength at all from it! 😬
Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
FFS that’s dumb, that steel can’t be reused without being reforged (or whatever the term is)
That broken bridge needs removed (hopefully recycled) and then a new one built in it’s place
Hopefully it goes faster than the project to replace a bridge near me. It was built before WWI and it’s still there, the talks have been going on for decades.
Ranger@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
Sounds like a bridge near me.
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
And let me guess; hundreds of thousands of dollars have been spent on multiple studies figuring out whether or not the bridge should be replaced?
superfes@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That just might be crazy enough to work, perhaps the tunnel can be made of scaffolding, so people can get some of that sweet sunlight while they go through it?
BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 8 months ago
It only fits one tesla at the time
ivanafterall@kbin.social 8 months ago
He can have it done in a month. Guaranteed.