Comment on Dr 4Chan's Medical Advice

• BallsandBayonets@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Donate 100% of blood, then fast. You’ll be microplastic free for the rest of your life!

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  • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Live a little will ya.

    Keep your blood, eat plastics raw, turn yourself into a 3D printer.

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    • scutiger@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m already a 3D printer. I’m not very accurate, and my extrusion width is limited, but my flow rate is pretty good.

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      • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Lucky, my nozzle is always clogging

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  • sjmarf@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Step 2 is optional

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• emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Donation won’t eliminate microplastics, but it will probably reduce their levels. (It has been shown to reduce levels of other harmful substances.)

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• GraniteM@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Actually, it does reduce levels of PFAS.

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