Lul, imagine thinking you won a fight, but after a while realising the great tit you wrestled with made you go bankrupt & now you have to pay loan interest for the rest of your life.
Comment on What animal could you take in a fight?
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 6 months agoAssuming you’re not American, yes.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 months ago
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 6 months ago
We talking about combat or divorce?
hydrospanner@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Education actually!
Kedly@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Tbh, that makes Americans fight these predators on more equal grounds than the rest of the 1st world. Most predators have to make the calculus of how starving they are vs what is the potential damage they can take
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Lul, this is actually a really good point.
Mathazzar@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I mean… he won that one. I’d congratulate him on a well played feint as I died from lack of care.
Zink@programming.dev 6 months ago
Yeah but we Americans get to use as many guns as we can carry on our person.
I guess +guns and -healthcare makes us the glass cannons of the man vs beast challenge!
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 months ago
You can take on most animals in a fight if you have a gun.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 months ago
And if animals don’t have guns + gun training :D.
I don’t mean necessarily like monkeys, I’m envisioning cephalopods with 8 guns. Or tiny invertebrate with satellite weapon targeting systems.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 months ago
We don’t need guns. We’re developing all sorts of new weaponized ways of using our ink.
Zink@programming.dev 6 months ago
That’s the cannon half of glass cannon. :D
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 months ago
… just realized … what if you give the animal/animals +guns & +healthcare, just for fun … ?
I’m imagining a chicken sitting on the button of a chain gun giving you the sideways stink eye (classic birb tbh).