Comment on What animal could you take in a fight?

Adramis@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

• Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Assuming you’re not American, yes.

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  • Zink@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Yeah but we Americans get to use as many guns as we can carry on our person.

    I guess +guns and -healthcare makes us the glass cannons of the man vs beast challenge!

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      You can take on most animals in a fight if you have a gun.

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      • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        And if animals don’t have guns + gun training :D.

        I don’t mean necessarily like monkeys, I’m envisioning cephalopods with 8 guns. Or tiny invertebrate with satellite weapon targeting systems.

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      • Zink@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        That’s the cannon half of glass cannon. :D

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      … just realized … what if you give the animal/animals +guns & +healthcare, just for fun … ?

      I’m imagining a chicken sitting on the button of a chain gun giving you the sideways stink eye (classic birb tbh).

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Lul, imagine thinking you won a fight, but after a while realising the great tit you wrestled with made you go bankrupt & now you have to pay loan interest for the rest of your life.

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    • chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      We talking about combat or divorce?

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      • hydrospanner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Education actually!

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    • Kedly@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Tbh, that makes Americans fight these predators on more equal grounds than the rest of the 1st world. Most predators have to make the calculus of how starving they are vs what is the potential damage they can take

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      • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Lul, this is actually a really good point.

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    • Mathazzar@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      I mean… he won that one. I’d congratulate him on a well played feint as I died from lack of care.

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