Comment on What animal could you take in a fight?

• mossy_@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m not huge or athletic but I probably weigh, like, twice as much as a goose. I get that they’re incredibly pissy and they have teeth and pointy bits, but I’m still betting on me.

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  • RogueBanana@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Our battle will be legendary. I may lose my life but I am bringing down the bastard with me.

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    • Elliot@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s the spirit

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  • Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I grew up near geese. You will not win without just straight up killing it. And you will be more hurt than you could believe.

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    • Zink@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      In this context I think we have to assume life or death tactics by both combatants.

      But that’s an important distinction because MOST of the time we deal with pissed off animals that we don’t want to hurt, much less kill. So that gives some animals a big advantage in real world encounters. Maybe most adults could kill a goose if they had to, but in real life 99% of adults are going to back off or run away rather than deal with a fucking goose!

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  • casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    brb taking out a mortgage to bet on the goose

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• starman2112@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Punt to the chest. Bird bones are papier mâché. Never get in a fist fight with a goose, their wings will break your arms. Definitely don’t try and snap its spindly little neck. Just kick it in the chest

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  • blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe if you have little bird bitch arms.

    Me? I’m nothing but arms. With all the typing and masturbation I do, I’m nothing but them.

    Me: 💪🧠 🤳

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