A technicality, but (most) sharks don’t gasp for air.
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PrinceWith999Enemies@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Shark, as long as we are on land. I’d just outrun him then call coup by hitting him with a stick while he’s gasping for air. I guess at that point I could take on a blue whale, but that would just make me feel like a dick. I’ll stick with the shark. Any shark, any time, 1.5 miles inland.
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
The chance of getting attacked by a shark on land are small, but not zero.
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konalt@lemmy.world 3 months ago
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owen@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
The government doesn’t want me seeing this
nickhammes@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Could you take all the sharks in Missouri?
NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Are we all just going to ignore aquariums?
robocall@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Yes
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Ignoring aquariums is my favorite hobby! I do it for a couple of hours at least once a week!
Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Only if I’m allowed to bring my cats.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 months ago
The sharks in New Mexico are dedicated. Who TF pissed off sharks and hid in New Mexico?
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 3 months ago
You might be one of today’s (un)lucky 10k
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bull_shark
Also, the maps includes captive shark attacks, such as bites at the Newport Aquarium in KY.