Farts don’t have to smell bad. This is something you can change with diet. In particular, avoiding animal products will help. But if you go completely vegan, then your sweat will smell weird, so it’s a trade-off.
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SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 months agoI’d rather fart and be happy than smell nice in misery.
Nemo@midwest.social 11 months ago
ickplant@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If you really wanted the best of both worlds, you could get those underwear inserts that hide the smell.
ActualShark@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
The strange items humanity comes up with for very specific problems never cease to amaze me
ickplant@lemmy.world 11 months ago
They even have a blanket for similar purposes (fart concealment) and it’s called “the marriage blanket.” Cause farts ruin your marriage, allegedly. Haven’t ruined mine, but what do I know.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 months ago
There’s this mineral you can eat called bismuth subgallate that works as an internal deodorant. It’s sold under the brand name devrom. Haven’t tried it, but heard good things.
ickplant@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Things I learn on Lemmy, for real. “It’s like Febreeze but for your insides.”
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Have they used “It’s a breathmint for your butthole” yet?