Comment on Is it possible to eat in such a way that you'll never have to fart?
Conyak@lemmy.tf 1 year ago
It’s not possible to never fart but you can do things to reduce gas in your intestines. Here is an article about it. Sounds pretty miserable to me.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’d rather fart and be happy than smell nice in misery.
ickplant@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If you really wanted the best of both worlds, you could get those underwear inserts that hide the smell.
ActualShark@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
The strange items humanity comes up with for very specific problems never cease to amaze me
ickplant@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They even have a blanket for similar purposes (fart concealment) and it’s called “the marriage blanket.” Cause farts ruin your marriage, allegedly. Haven’t ruined mine, but what do I know.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
There’s this mineral you can eat called bismuth subgallate that works as an internal deodorant. It’s sold under the brand name devrom. Haven’t tried it, but heard good things.
ickplant@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Things I learn on Lemmy, for real. “It’s like Febreeze but for your insides.”
Nemo@midwest.social 1 year ago
Farts don’t have to smell bad. This is something you can change with diet. In particular, avoiding animal products will help. But if you go completely vegan, then your sweat will smell weird, so it’s a trade-off.